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Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!

Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirment home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”
Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”
“Really? like a newborn baby?”
“Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo

Act your age not your shoe size.

I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!

You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!

I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!

That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.

I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

At 42 just think of it as being your 2nd 21st birthday.

Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.

Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday.

It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Forget the past, you can’t change.
Forget the future, you can’t predict it.
Forget the present, I didn’t get you one!

Happy Birthday!

When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.

I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.

When you are over the hill you pick up speed!

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There are many important moments in the life and some of those moments are milestones. Those events could be coming of new age or major accomplishments. 21st birthday is one of the milestone which worth celebrating. Turning 21 is a huge moment in the life in which one will realize that there are so many possibilities. Every choice or decision that you make now, can affect the rest of your life.

Of course, 21st celebration is magical and it only comes once, but opening that doorway does not mean that you will stop having fun! It is a start of more exhilarating adventures and a journey of discovering yourself further.

At the age of 21, the sense of pride, inspiration, confidence, comfort and joy could make all the difference. When you write 21st birthday message, try to keep in mind that turning 21 is a milestone, so your happy birthday greetings should be milestone worthy. You can get some inspiration from following and happy 21st birthday quotes, but you should add something specific or personal touch, too.

Inspirational 21st Birthday Quotes

  • When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself. F Scott Fitzgerald
  • I can’t believe that you are twenty-one, the time pass how fast. Don’t forget buddy, the time is always different everywhere. When you are having fun, the time pass faster other moments so you win new memories. Don’t care of your age, always have fun. Happy birthday!!
  • Here is a word of wisdom for your 21st birthday: Great freedom comes with plenty of responsibility. Have fun and live smart.
  • God bless you always, bestow such a good health, so many money and peace on you. For this you should pray to God with pure heart. Have a blessed and unforgettable birthday. Take care of yourself. Happy Birthday..
  • Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. Robert Southey
  • 21 is some weird age because the amazing childhood is on one side of the line, also the some worrying adult is on one side of the line. But you had proved how to pass from childhood to adult already. You have already done because everyone call you responsible, loving, clever. you are like a hero on their eyes. Happy birthday hero!! Good luck to such bad enemies.
  • I hope your day is incredible. Spend it with friends and family because they will always be there for you…when you’re turning 21 and when you’re turning 51. Happy birthday to my sister!
  • Today twenty age end and there are new startings on your ahead. The most important part for you is starting. Use the chance very good. Happy Birthday.
  • Now that you’re 21, nobody can tell you want to do, unless of course, you’re married. Melanie White
  • Happy Birthday my dear. I guess that you are some happy and worrying now. I want you to know I understand you. The 21st year is same weird but open to new opportunities. The big responsibility and the amazing love walk with each other. You must to balance these otherwise that effects to your twenty year. Don’t miss opportunities but live your life with very happy. Happy Birthday.
  • May your 21st birthday be even more wonderful than you ever expected. If there’s anyone who deserves a truly special day, it’s someone as special as you.
  • On your 21st birthday, I want to wish you have a wonderful life and the things you wanted. But don’t forget the life happen beautiful as long as you work for it. Do something magnificent works that the people will remember until forever. Imagine the life like a build. In your childhood you brought material of the build. In the your next twenty years you will build infrastructure. Because of this your built will stay until you die but if you built sturdy. Happy Birthday dear, have a very beautiful life.
  • When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. Mark Twain
  • What I put here is a sentence of wisdom that everyone knew. The great freedom that you always wanted comes with the great responsibility. The life has two big thing, it is work and fun. Always keep balance. Happy Birthday.
  • Happy Birthday! It’s been an amazing 21 years while watching you grow, learn, and laugh as you chase your dreams with the power to achieve anything.
  • You are legal to do so many things starting today, but don’t forget that big freedom comes big responsibility, and use this with clever. Getting too drinking or drugs is the most big cause of unforgettable shame. Have a wonderful birthday and always keep balance.
  • On the roller coaster of life, your 21st birthday is like being at the top of the first giant hill with your hands in the air and no lap bar. Greg Tamblyn
  • Just wanted to wish you a very special happy 21st birthday. May you find faithful friends, precious memories, and happiness wherever life may lead you.
  • At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment. Benjamin Franklin
  • We cannot believe you reached finally 21 years! You became such a handsome/beautiful young woman/man. May you have the best and unforgettable birthday ever hope that you have the best birthday ever. With all my Love, me.
  • From the time I was 16 to really up until turning 21, the roles were really, really few and far between. I had people say that I just wasn’t a good singer. They didn’t know what to do with me; I would never fit in any markets. I almost quit acting altogether. Naya Rivera
  • Believe me, this is the last birthday you’ll ever have with no concerns and responsibilities! Enjoy this unique day as much as you can!
  • Now that you’re 21, it’s time to stop playing video games and start designing them. Melanie White
  • Look how far you’ve come! It feels like yesterday when you were wishing you could be free of school. I’m pretty sure you made most of your school days. Welcome to the real world! Happy birthday to my niece!
  • At twenty-one, so many things appear solid, permanent, untenable. Orson Welles
  • 21 is a terrific age, maybe the best. Too bad you can’t be that old for the rest of your life… Greg Tamblyn
  • It is awe-inspiring isn’t it? How you made it this far and how you have grown to such a strong and stunning person? Well, I am proud to say that I have witnessed your beautiful transformation. I am pretty sure that you will grow further in grace and beauty. Happy twenty-first birthday to you, my sweet daughter!
  • Congratulations! You’re no longer a teenager. Now just wait till you get to be the parent of one. Greg Tamblyn

Sweet 21st Birthday Wishes

  • You’re no longer a teenager, that’s for sure. Welcome to the world of adults, and I hope you like it here. It’s not always as cool as it sounds. There’s a lot of wondering and second guessing before finally succeeding. There’s a lot of tears before finally finding true love. And there’s a lot of trial and error before finding something that truly works. Still, being an adult gives you a happiness like no other. I hope you have the time of your life! Happy 21st birthday my dear friend!
  • Here is my amazing advice which you can’t hear from everyone. The last twenty years passed so fast and- wait for it- the next twenty years, also your whole life will pass same fast. Don’t care troubles, Laugh how much you wanted. End. Thank you so much.
  • For some reason twenty-one-year-old people are not able to blow out their candles as well as twenty year old people. No one knows why this is true, but anyone who has observed it will tell you that the twenty-year-old people are better with their aim for some reason.
  • Hello dear, have a birthday as wonderful as you are. Enjoy the time with your closest friend and your family. Smile everyone because you are very beautiful when you are smiling. Happy Birthday dear, always be happy.
  • Happy 21st birthday to my lovely son! Today is considered as a special day for you, But actually, every day for the past 21 years has been special, because you exist in this world. Enjoy your day as much as everyone enjoys life with you in it.
  • You should turn around yourself for 21 times and you should shout everyone that today is your birthday. You should always keep this moment in your mind and never forget it. Because that action is so hard thing for make one more time. Say goodbye to your amazing childhood and say hello your great adult. Happy Birthday.
  • You are a special person and I’m very happy to see you reaching 21. May your 21st birthday be the start of a special life!
  • I always remember the excitement that I felt mix feeling when turning 21, actually each age felt me same when turn it. Some concern but so much happiness. Anyways 21 is great ages, you lives fun. Happy Birthday.
  • Happy 21st birthday to my sweet daughter! Wishing you the best on your special day. May happiness and sunshine follow you wherever your path in life may lead.
  • Congratulations dear, today is your another high point. Goodbye childhood, say hello to your great future with amazing opportunities. Good luck on your new ride. Happy Birthday have a wonderful day as you want.
  • Time flies when you’re young and having fun. Enjoy your twenties. Before you know it… you’ll be knocking on thirty. Happy 21st birthday to you, buddy!
  • I think, you should not spend the unforgettable day with boring birthday party. Call your the closest friends, go to where you want and enjoy the day until you tired. Happy Birthday!!
  • You’ve been warned. Your life is about to pick up speed and take you on an exhilarating ride. Make sure that your seat-belt is on because it’s going to get crazy. Expect plenty of twists and turns and highs and lows. Hold on tight and don’t let go. Make sure that you also enjoy every second of the journey! Happy 21st birthday to my little brother!
  • Starting today you are 21 and you will be more age. Don’t upset, come to me and I tell you the advantage of 21 ages. First you can enter a club that always you wanted, you can vote to your favorite party or this is more important than others, you can live alone and you can drink how much you want beer, wine or others. Now, there is a amazing future on your ahead. Live smart and have a fun. Happy Birthday, I love you so much.
  • You are now one step into your 20s. This is the time for you to figure out what you want to do in life, But at the same time, it’s the time for you to make mistakes to learn from. Don’t waste this decade. Be young, be wild, and be free, but learn how to be responsible as well. Happy 21st birthday to my sister!
  • No matter how old you are growing up, I will always lookin you with full of love. I will remember our times that we shared. Today your new birthday and I am looking forward our new adventures. Happy Birthday dear little brother.
  • Growing old, doesn’t mean that you should lose your hobbies and fun moments! Chase your dreams and never become too serious. I love you buddy!
  • I thought all day long what to write in this card. I wanted something meaningful, something that would make you understand how special this birthday truly is. However, I was lost for words! Cheers to your 21st birthday!
  • You look as beautiful as ever on this wonderful occasion. I hope your 21st birthday brings you many amazing memories.
  • Happy 21st birthday! Has it really been 21 years already? Time has really flown by. I wish you nothing but the best things in life. You know that I will always be here for you for anything. You will always have a friend in me. I hope that you have a wonderful birthday celebration today. Let the good times roll!
  • Wasn’t it just yesterday that you were at least a year younger? Time does fly fast! It seems like yesterday you were just a clueless kid, And now you’ve entered adulthood. I hope you find the right path in life and may this year top the last. Happy 21st birthday to darling!
  • May your next 21 years will be just as awesome as the first was; just take your time to enjoy everything. Happy birthday darling!
  • On your 21st Birthday we would just like to let you know how proud we are of the amazing person that you’ve become. May you be fruitful in whatever endeavors you pursue. Happy Birthday for a friend!

That's a funny quote that graces the cover of one of our hilarious birthday cards his wry observation on the all-knowingness of youth and the wisdom of age.

90 Birthday Quotes

Share these birthday quotes with family and friends to recognize and celebrate the special day they were born. Find words to make them smile, quotes of famous people and more all to wish them a Happy Birthday!




  1. The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. Oprah Winfrey
    Happy Birthday Wishes



  2. A Birthday is a new beginning -
    A birthday is the first day of another lovely year,
    A year of new tomorrows that is shining, bright and clear,
    A year of possibilities as endless as the sky, and a chance to meet the challenges in everything you try.
    Author Unknown
    Birthday Poems




  3. No wise man ever wished to be younger. Jonathan Swift
    Famous Quotes



  4. "Don't regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it." Catherine Pulsifer
    Funny Birthday Quotes



  5. We should celebrate every year that we made it through and every year that we're happier and healthier. Elllen DeGeneres, Seriously...I'm Kidding
    Famous Quote about Life




  6. "A birthday is like a new year and my wish for you, is a great year full of happiness and sunshine!" Catherine Pulsifer
    Happy Birthday Sister In Law



  7. "Our hope this year, for you my dear, is a year of happiness and joy. May the coming year bring all you dream of and more!" Catherine Pulsifer
    Happy Birthday Cuz




  8. "Don't just count your years, make your years count." George Meredith
    21st Birthday Quotes



  9. "Life isn't about your age. Life is about living. So when your birthday comes be thankful for the year that has just past and anticipate with a happy heart what the coming year will bring." Catherine Pulsifer
    Age Quotes



  10. I believe that no matter what condition you are in when someone close to your heart remembers your birthday and wishes you a happy birthday, you feel happy. A. Singla
    Happy Quotes




  11. "Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself." Tom Wilson
    Wise Quotes



  12. "I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred." Thomas Edison
    Time



  13. "To me a birthday means celebrating the presence of an individual in our lives." Meena Bajaj
    Inspirational Quotes




  14. "Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!" Nicky Gumbel
    Words of Encouragement



  15. "A birth-date is a reminder to celebrate the life as well as to update the life." Amit Kalantri, Wealth of Words
    Life Quotes



  16. "In other words, live vicariously, beautifully, and excitingly, discover, love, dare and act as there is nothing to lose." Andy Hertz, Life, The Best Birthday Gift
    Dare




  17. "The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been." Madeleine L'Engle
    Motivational Quotes



  18. "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." Woody Allen
    Funny Quotes



  19. "Birthdays, birthdays, birthdays - - everybody's got one.
    Most kids wish they had more.
    Older people wish they had fewer and find them a bore."
    Sally Huss, Let's Celebrate
    Funny Poems



  20. "Today you have added another candle of knowledge and wisdom to your life. May it give you the power to enlighten the whole world. On your birthday, I wish you joy and happiness." Debasish Mridha
    Knowledge



  21. "You were born and with you endless possibilities, very few ever to be realized. It's okay. Life was never about what you could do, but what you would do." Richelle E. Goodrich, Smile Anyway
    Possibilities



  22. "There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why." William Barclay
    Purpose



  23. "I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody." George Burns (at 100 years)
    Respect




  24. "You were born an original. Don't die a copy." John Mason
    Quotes to Live By



  25. "You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'" Jerry Seinfeld
    Smile Quotes




  26. "The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything." Oscar Wilde
    Quote of The Day



  27. "Your birthday is my pleasure. You are my sweetest treasure." Danny Demeersseman, More than 300 Wishes for Birthday Greetings
    I Love You Quotes



  28. "A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy." Abhishek Bachchan
    Blessed Quotes



  29. "I enjoy celebrating birthdays. Everyone should have their birthday celebrated." Loraine D. Nunley, 40 Birthday Celebration Ideas
    Joy



  30. "Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again." Menachem Mendel Schneerson
    God Quotes



  31. "There are two attitudes you can have when it comes to your birthday:
    1. be thankful you have lived another year.
    or, 2. complain about being a year older."
    Catherine Pulsifer
    Attitude Quotes




  32. "Live everyday like your birthday and drive your life with all varieties of appreciation. A life live with thanksgiving every day is never tired of being lived again and again!" Israelmore Ayivor, Daily Drive 365
    Thanksgiving Quotes



  33. "Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you." Bennett Cerf
    People Change Quotes



  34. "How you celebrate your partner's birthday will tell them a lot about what they mean to you, and how important the relationship is to you." Denise Brienne, 250 Romantic Ideas For Couples: Volume 1
    Relationship Quotes



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Looking for inspirational birthday quotes?

It is always fun to celebrate birthdays, as well as to think about the many things that have been said about or that relate to them. Aside from getting wiser, one can delight in good food and good company.

Here are some awesome birthday quotes to liven up your big day, and perhaps even share with family and friends.

Famous Birthday Quotes Celebrating Life

Since first reading Dr. Seuss, my favorite birthday quote has been:

1.) “Today you are You; that is truer than true.

There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”  – Dr. Seuss

Getting older (and hopefully wiser), we face old age, our senior years. Perhaps Emily Dickinson has the right idea:

2.) “We turn not older with years, but newer every day” – Emily Dickinson

Sam Hagar reinforced this idea saying:

3.) “Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.” – Sam Hagar

Can we live with that idea? Here’s what I always say:

4.) “Wow, thank you Lord for another great chance to make a difference.”

Yes, I am grateful that I’m still alive. But life isn’t forever, so remember:

5.) “Live as if you were to die tomorrow.

Learn as if you were to live forever.” – Mahatma Gandhi

Henry Ford agreed:

6.) “Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80.

Anyone who keeps learning stays young.

The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young”. – Henry Ford

Band leader, Les Brown emphasized:

7.) “You’re never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream” – Les Brown

George Eliot said:

8.) “It is never too late to be what you might have been.” – George Eliot

While I was still in school, I had to read writings by ancient philosophers. I never thought they were relevant to me. As another birthday approaches, I’ve looked at some of those words of wisdom, re-evaluating their relevance.

Perhaps they are things that I’ve learned to live by, to accept – and yes – use as birthday quotes:

9.) “God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to

give ourselves the gift of living well,” – Voltaire

A great birthday quote by William Shakespeare’s is:

10.) “With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.” – William Shakespeare

Inspirational Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Mark Twain agreed,

11.) “Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.” – Mark Twain

Certainly some good things to remember as we celebrate birthdays! Samuel Ullman said:

12.) “Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.” – Samuel Ullman

At birthday gatherings you also might also want to quote:

13.) “Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words,” – Plautus

14.) “Man’s main task in life is to give birth to himself,

to become what he potentially is,” – E. Fromm

15.) “Age is opportunity no less than youth itself,” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

16.) “Happiness is when what you think, what you say,

and what you do are in harmony,” – Mahatma Gandhi

Or you might hear:

17.) “I’m like a fine wine. They don’t bring me out very much

But, I am well preserved,” – Rose Kennedy

18.) “Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,

But beautiful old people are works of art,” – Eleanor Roosevelt

Of course in discussing getting older, other pearls of wisdom are shared:

19.) “The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune,” – English Proverb

20.) “None are as old as those who have outlived enthusiasm,” – Henry David Thoreau

Birthday Quotes and sayings to uplift you

21.) “It’s not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old,

They grow old because they stop pursuing dreams,” – Gabriel G. Marquez

Another great birthday quote, this one by a comedian is:

22.) “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.

If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter,” – Jack Benny

Another by George Burns is,

23.) “You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” – George Burns

With laughter, Bob Hope said,

24.) “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope

Who would want to fix things?

25.) “If we could be twice young and twice old,

we could correct all our mistakes,” – Euripides

For those with a strong belief in God:

26.) “Our life is a gift from the Creator. Your gift back to the Creator is what you do with your life,” – Billy Mills

Hearts are always mentioned with birthdays:

27.) “Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty –

They merely move it from their faces into their hearts,” – Martin Buxbaum

28.) “The heart of the giver makes the gift dear and precious,” – Martin Luther
Some U.S. Presidents have made some birthday quotes:

29.) “Be sure you put your feet in the right place,
then stand firm,” – Lincoln

30.) “Whatever you are, be a good one.” – Lincoln

Happy Birthday Quotes that will make your day

31.) “Let us seek the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past.

Let us accept our own responsibility for the future,” – Kennedy

Words of wisdom for aging from Confucius:

32.) “Study the past if you would define the future!”

33.) “It doesn’t matter how slowly you go, so long as you don’t stop.”

34.) “Choose a job you love.You will never have to work a day in your life.”

35.) “The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.”

As we grow older, may we remember these wise quotes:

35.) “It is not the strongest of the species that survive
But the one most responsive to change,” – Darwin

36.) “It’s the mark of an educated mind to be able to
entertain a thought without accepting it,” – Aristotle

37.) “Life is like riding a bicycle.
To keep your balance you must keep moving,” – Einstein

38.) “Obstacles are those frightful things you see
when you take your eyes off the goal,” – Henry Ford

39.) “Don’t celebrate how old you are,
celebrate the years you survived.” – Touaxia Vang

40.) “Don’t anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen,” – Ben Franklin

Happy Birthday Quotes and Wishes to make you strong

41.) “Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.” – C.S. Lewis

42.) “Count your age by friends, not years, your life by smiles, not tears.” – John Lennon

43.) “All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” – Tolkien

So, as we all age – day by day, and as I pray I get to reach 70 in a couple of years, I often repeat this quote:

44.) “I don’t mind getting older; it’s a privilege denied to so many!” ― Chris Geiger, ‘The Cancer Survivors Club’

45.) “A birthday is the anniversary of your birth. It’s the time most of us reflect over the past year and what we hope for in the coming year.” – Claudia T Hudson

46.) “Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!” – Nicky Gumbel

47.) “There are two attitudes you can have when it comes to your birthday:
1. be thankful you have lived another year.
or, 2. complain about being a year older.” – Catherine Pulsifer

48.) “When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.” – Cherokee Expression

49.) “Your age isn’t you. Use today to feel your best, celebrate and be your very happiest.” – M. Rivers

50.) “A birth-date is a reminder to celebrate the life as well as to update the life.” – Amit Kalantri

More birthday quotes for friends, family and loved ones

51.) “A birthday is not a day to fear. It is a day to celebrate and look forward to the coming year.” – Byron Pulsifer

52.) “Birthdays are inevitable, beautiful and very particular moments in our lives! Moments that bring precious memories back, celebrate the present times and give hope for the future.” – Bsbr Arish

53.) “Your birthday is my pleasure. You are my sweetest treasure.” – Danny Demeersseman

54.) “We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.” – Lauren Hutton

55.) “Your birthday is the beginning of your own personal new year. Your first birthday was a beginning, and each new birthday is a chance to begin again, to start over, to take a new grip on life.” – Wilfred Peterson

56.) “I enjoy celebrating birthdays. Everyone should have their birthday celebrated.” – Loraine D. Nunley

57.) “May your years be counted not by your age
but by how you spend your days.” – Catherine Pulsifer

58.) “Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.” – Jean Paul Richter

59.) “Birthdays come but once a year, celebrate and be of good cheer.” Robert Rivers

60.) “Each year as our birthday comes, our thoughts and beliefs may change a bit from year to year. But believe our wish for you is always the same, may you find happiness and blessings all of your days!” – Catherine Pulsifer

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Birthdays are special days – not only to celebrate among people we love, but also to remind us of how far we’ve come in life. During this occasion, keep these beautiful quotes handy as a gift to yourself.

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100+ Happy Birthday Funny Wishes, Quotes, Jokes & Images

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Last updated: February 19, 2019

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Happy Birthday Funny Quotes

A selection of happy birthday funny quotes you can use to wish someone a very happy birthday and poke fun at their age on their birthday. Use them as part of a funny birthday card message, or even as a Facebook caption.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

Don't let ageing get you down... it's too hard to get back up again!

Middle age... when "happy hour" is a nap!

If gray hair is a sign of wisdom, then you're a genius!

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

The tragedy of getting old: So many candles... so little cake.

Technically you're not 50. You're only $49.95, plus tax!

They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much!

Age doesn't make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
~ Chili Davis

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
~ Jack Benny

Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art.
~ Stanislaw Lec

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.
~ Helen Hayes

I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes

Some funny happy birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday.

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one".

Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who's smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.

It's your birthday? Let's get up to some mischief!

Funny birthday wishes about getting older:

It's OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.

You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.

You're how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years... wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
~ Unknown.

You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

You're not old! ...oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that...

Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.

I wouldn't say you're old... you've just been young for longer than most of us.

Don't grow up... It's a trap!

Great news! ...you're still alive!

You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome... if you could remember any of it.

You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!

Personalize these happy birthday funny wishes with the age of the person.

Don't think of it as turning [insert age]. We're here to celebrate the 10th anniversary of your [insert age -10]th birthday.

Looking [insert age] is great - if you're sixty.

[For under 40s:] You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

[insert age]?! I demand a recount!

Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here's to many more.

Happy birthday! And remember you're not [insert age] ...you're 18 with [XX] years' experience.

[Insert age] and still too young to plan your own surprise party!

You're 60? That's only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!

Deepest sympathies on your [insert age] birthday.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Her

A collection of funny happy birthday wishes for your mom, sister, aunt, or female friends.

The secret to staying young is make up... make up an age, then stick with it!

Happy birthday. It took you [insert age] years to look this good!

We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile... and then we'll be new friends!

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them.
~ Anna Magnani

You're the youngest [insert age] year old I know.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

You suck at ageing! Can you at least try to look older?

Those aren't gray hairs you see. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Him

Happy birthday funny wishes for him, including great messages to wish your dad, brother, uncle, or best buddy a very happy birthday!

If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him.

Happy birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit.

A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

I don't have birthdays anymore, I level up!

Fill in the gaps: H___Y B__T____ ... nice try- HAIRY BUTTOCKS.

Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you... but hopefully with more hair! Love, your son.

Middle age is when your age begins to show around your middle.
~ Bob Hope

You know you're 40 when your back is hairier than your head.

What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I'll never part with it!

A man has reached middle age when he's warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.
~ Henry Youngman


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Happy Birthday Funny Belated Wishes

Oh no! Did you forget their birthday? Apologize with one of these funny belated happy birthday messages. I'm sure it will get you back in their good books...

I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!

I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn't think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!

I promise this card isn't late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month!

I know you think this card is a few days late. It's actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead!


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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes for Best Friend

Funny birthday wishes to wish your best friend a very happy birthday.

Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass!

On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship... and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything.

Just imagine all the things you'd want to hear on your birthday ...and assume I wrote them here!

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober.... Disappoint them.

You're older; you're wiser; you're sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents.

At least you're not as old as you'll be this time next year.

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your birthday on Facebook!

A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.

You're turning the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!

The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet.

Don't worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise.

[For over 40s:] Happy birthday! I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it.

By the time you're your age, you've learned everything - you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.

I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
~ Mark Twain

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
~ John Grier

Happy 21st again!

If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent!


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Happy Birthday Funny Jokes

A collection of happy birthday funny jokes you can send to your friends and family on their birthdays.

How does NASA organise a birthday party? They planet.

What kind of music is scary for birthday balloons? ...pop music!

I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until the doctor advised me to take the candles off first.

I always get this warm feeling on my birthday - people won't stop toasting me.

Why did the teddy bear refuse a slice of birthday cake? He was already stuffed.

You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking, "I may as well pee while I'm here."

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.

Did you hear about the [insert age] year old who was still cool? Yeah, me neither.

Do you know why candles are always put on top of birthday cakes?
Because it's far too difficult to put them on the bottom.

You know you're old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

You know you're old when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor's office.

You know you're old when you have a party and the neighbours don't even realize.

Did you know that [insert date] is a date when no famous men or women have ever been born? .....None, only babies!


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  • Kejinn

    KejinnSeptember 26, 2018 7:50 AM

    It is remarkable, rather useful message

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