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July 19, 2019 Misc. Thanks 4 comments

Aaaah… Valentine’s Day, a day when a man’s or woman’s fancy turns to love. However, not all of us are adept at expressing our affections to the one we love. In fact, for many, this day is one of stress, not love as they struggle to appropriately express their true feelings.

Never fear, here are some ways you can let that special someone know that you’re thinking of them.

  • I bought candles, some Barry White music and a few bottles of chilled champagne. That should keep your parents busy all night, so we can really enjoy this Valentine.
  • Valentine’s Day was a traditional feast to commemorate several different men named Valentine who were all killed for their faith. So… let’s use this as an excuse to get busy!
  • This Valentine’s Day I just want to say “please don’t ever leave me”. My healthcare plan doesn’t cover broken hearts.
  • I wanted to woo you this Valentine’s Day and sing you a beautiful song. But then I heard myself sing and decided that I’d do better if we just made out a lot.
  • I want us to be like Barack and Michelle. Or Brad and Angelina. I want us to be together like Kim and those rich guys.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, blah blah… I suck at poetry, but I love you.
  • I told my parents I was in love with a stripper. Now I want you to meet my parents, sugar. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • For this Valentine’s Day, let’s roleplay to get into the spirit of love: I’m going to dress up like a naked baby angel and use a bow to shoot you with heart tipped arrows. Or, I could just give you candy and take you to dinner. What do you say?

Naturally I select you! Happy Valentine’s day!

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet…
    You’re my lady, my life, my creep!
  • Of all my lovers, you’re the probably the eighth best. You made the top ten! Happy Valentine’s!
  • Every day I wake up and I think of you. Thanks for the morning inspiration, honey. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • Remember when I said I thought your mother was sexy? No? Me neither… Happy Valentine’s!
  • Scientists believe that a large explosion called the Big Bang was the start of our universe. Tonight, let’s devote ourselves to science.
  • I want the perfect Valentine’s Day gift. Is it chocolates? Flowers? Dinners? No. The perfect Valentine’s Day gift is Ryan Gosling. But if he’s not available, I’ll take you.
  • Some people say the world today doesn’t have enough love. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make some.
  • There are 364 days in a year that aren’t the day after Valentine’s Day. We can be on time for work on those days.

Funny Valentine’s Day Messages for a Woman You Love

  • I bought you a very expensive gift this Valentine’s Day, but Cupid came and stole it away with my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • Love is like a box of chocolates, beautifully wrapped on the outside, but full of surprises on the inside.
  • If fate has destined that we spend eternity together, then I better go and enjoy the strip club now. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • Babe, sometimes I can’t help but wonder whether it is really worth fighting for love. But then I see you and I arm myself to the teeth and rush headlong into battle. Have a sweet Valentine’s Day.
  • When I fell in love with you, my heart was locked, the key thrown in the mud and then run over by a truck. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • All of the drama you put me through this past year almost made me shun you this Valentine’s Day, but then I remembered I wanted to get laid. Just kidding! Have a beautiful Valentine’s Day.
  • I think your parents didn’t name you appropriately. You are absolutely phenomenal. I think “Absolutely Phenomenal” should be on your birth certificate. Happy Valentine’s Day!


I’m going to spend Valentines day with my true love: FOOD.

  • Babe, if my money grew as much as my love for you grows, then I’m certain I’d be richer than Bill Gates by now. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • Tonight I will strip off your clothes like you’re stripping that box of chocolates! Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • This year I’ve decided to truly test the depth of our love by not buying you anything yet still expecting to get laid. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • New studies have shown that Saint Valentine was actually a staunch feminist whose goal in life was to bring about the slow, painful demise of men by promoting love.  Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • I hope this box of chocolates proves to be a lasting symbol of my affection for you, because I’m not buying anything again until next year. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • Sweetheart, I love you more than a macho man loves the gym.
  • You are like a mother to me, so now it has become inappropriate to buy you gifts on Valentine’s Day. Love you!
  • Because I love you so much, everything about me is yours, including my debts. Have a beautiful day.
  • On this day of love, I just want you to know that I can’t live without you just like a teenager can’t live without his/her smartphone. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • Honey, I love you even more than Jesus loves you. And that’s really major, considering how much Jesus really loves you.
  • My love, because of your presence in my life, every day is as happy payday!
  • I knew I had fallen head over heels in love with you the first time you farted and I didn’t run away. Happy Valentine’s Day.

Of cork I love you. Happy Valentine’s day!

Funny Valentine’s Day Messages fora Man

  • As a stray dog always finds his way back home, you have found your way back into my heart this Valentine’s Day.
  • Being with you affirms the ageless truth that true love isn’t based on looks. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • February 14 is a special time of the year when we acknowledge the love we’ve spent the other 364 days avoiding. Happy Valentine’s Day!
  • If this gift can inspire you to last a whole three minutes tonight, then it was worth the expensive price! Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • If you really loved me, you’d buy me chocolates every day. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • If they were to keep a dollar for every reason why I love you, the money would be so huge no bank would be able to keep it.  Happy Valentine’s Day.


I love you to the death star and back.

  • You are the real-life superhero of my world, but I just wish you would keep your mask on. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • When Cupid shot his arrow of love, it caught me directly in the heart, came out the other side, ricocheted of a wall then hit me the heart again! Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • The next time I see Cupid I’ll have a few choice words for him like ‘thank you for saving my life.’ Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • Cupid must have a special place reserved for him in heaven as compensation for bringing us together. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • You are the only travel agent owning a ticket to my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • I wish every day were Valentine’s Day so that I would always receive sweets from you. Enjoy your day, my love.
  • The only sad thing about celebrating Valentine’s Day with you is that we get to do it only once a year.

Let’s stay home and watch Netflix! Happy Valentine’s day.

  • Receiving expensive gifts on Valentine’s Day isn’t nearly as valuable as receiving the love of a priceless man like you.
  • Just as Cupid shot me in the heart when I met you, Valentine’s Day shot me in the wallet this year. Love you dear.
  • My ex wanted to be with me this Valentine’s Day, but I told her this date is strictly reserved for the one I love. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • I like chocolate, and I adore flowers, and I think jewelry is fantastic, but I absolutely, positively love you. Happy Valentine’s Day!

I’m wild about you! Happy Valentine’s day!

  • The only scent more fragrant than a fresh bouquet of flowers is the sweetness of your breath when we kiss. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • When I wake up and found that you’ve already showered, ironed your clothes and made breakfast then I know it’s that special day. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • May our love always be sweet like chocolate, fresh like a bouquet of flowers and shine like a diamond. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • My Mount Rushmore of love is me, you, Saint Valentine and Cupid. Happy Valentine’s Day.
  • Wishing a very happy Valentine’s Day to a wonderful man blessed with the most wonderful girlfriend/wife in the entire world.
  • My love for you is so strong that even if you lived in America and I lived in Mexico, not even President Trump’ s crazy wall would be able to prevent me from being with you. Happy Valentine’s Day.

You are so hot! Happy Valentine’s day.

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Think about your daughter and what she means to you, and you will soon find yourself melting into a puddle of pure mushiness. It’s just human nature. From the time they are born, daughters seem to maintain an unbreakable grip on their parents’ heartstrings.

Therefore, it only seems right for daughters to receive special attention on Valentine’s Day, the most girly, lovey-dovey, heart-filled holiday of all. In case you’re still searching for a way to say Happy Valentine’s Day to your little girl – and yes, she will always be your little girl – we’ve put together the following list. It’s full of Valentine’s wishes for your daughter that are funny, sweet, and unabashedly sappy.

From Mother or Father

Here are some Valentine’s wishes from an individual parent to a daughter.

  • I still remember the Valentine’s Days when you were a girl. Somewhere along the way my sweet little daughter turned into a beautiful woman.
  • I won’t make you cringe with a sappy Valentine’s Day sentiment. I just want to say I love you.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day to the sweetest daughter a [mother/father] could ask for. You mean the world to me.
  • This Valentine’s Day, I’ve decided I’m not going embarrass you with one of those sappy sayings you hate so much. It’s my gift to you, my beautiful sweet little baby girl!
  • Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    There’s no other daughter,
    As lovable as you!
  • Valentine’s Day is a perfect time to spoil yourself. The day after Valentine’s Day is even better, because all the chocolate is on sale. That’s just a little parental wisdom for ya.
  • You’re the sweetest thing that’s ever come into my life. Sending you all my love this Valentine’s Day.
  • I’m sure a lot of people would kill to be your Valentine now. Without saying I told you so, I just want to point out that I’ve been your number one fan from wayyyyy back.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day, sweetie. Hope your day is full of magic, joy, and most of all, love.
  • When I first laid eyes on you, it was love at first sight. Happy Valentine’s Day to a lovely daughter.
  • [Married/Dating] I hope your Valentine knows that [he/she] hit the jackpot with you.
  • [Married/Dating] Wishing you a Valentine’s Day full of love and romance. And chocolate… lots and lots of chocolate.

From Both Parents

Here are some Valentine’s Day messages to a daughter from both parents.

  • Happy Valentine’s Day to the little girl who brought so much love into our lives.
  • Mom and Dad love you, sweetheart… on Valentine’s Day and every day.
  • Who needs chocolates on Valentine’s Day? When we want something sweet, we just think of you.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day to the girl who’s in our hearts and on our minds every day of the year.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day to a girl who is loved by a long list of people, starting with her indescribably proud parents.
  • [Married/Dating] Hope your sweetheart spoils you on Valentine’s Day as much as Mom and Dad always did!
  • [Married/Dating] Hope you get to spend lots of time with your sweetheart on Valentine’s Day. Don’t forget to remind him of what a lucky guy he is.

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    • "I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV" - Tracy Smith
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    Anyone who has celebrated valentines with that special someone will tell you it is one of the most romantic times to ever come around especially with the feeling of love that spreads throughout. Seeing other people celebrating the same day is common but what if you added a little twist to your valentine surprise for that special someone. Sending a funny valentines messages is rarely unheard of, that is why doing it might be a really good idea, do what they never thought you’d do. Surprise your special someone with a funny message and see the day grow with laughter as light humor prevails. Don’t be shy about it, send one of these only if your loved one has the same sense of humor you do:

    Best Funny Valentine’s Day Messages

    • There’s one thing I know, money can’t buy love, but it can buy lots of love ?. I’ll make lots of money and get lots of love from you. Happy Valentine’s Day my love.
    • I’ve been thinking so hard to tell you how much I’ve loved you, I wish I was there when they gave birth to you; I’ll just marry you straight away. Happy Valentine’s Day love.
    • Before I met you, I was living my life like nothing else matters to me than friends, but now I’m living like nothing else matters than you. I’ve neglected my friends. Happy Valentine’s Day cutie.
    • They say love is blind, but to me it is not, your love actually opened my eye to all of your faults and yet I still love you. ? . Happy Valentine’s Day my love. .
    • You don’t stole my heart, you just hacked my brain. I even forgot my name when I am with you. Happy valentine day, my sweet baby.
    • Love is termite and I am hollow inside in glow of your love. Wishing you a happy valentine day.

    • From the moment I saw you I knew I would be doing this, happy Valentine’s Day my frog, I finally turned you into a prince. I love you!
    • You are the sun that lights up my days, but also gives me sunburns. Love you to the sun’s heat and back, Happy Valentine’s Day!
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    • I am that secret of your life which you can never hide. But you play with my heart I know well. Happy valentine day.
    • Happy Valentine’s Day my love, I have resisted all things in my life, but it seems you’re irresistible, because you’re my only temptation in every way. Let’s enjoy the day.
    • They say life is a race, run at your own pace, but I couldn’t even walk without you in this race. You’ve become my legs and my everything. Happy Valentine’s Day my love.

    • I have never seen any place where a bike stands on its own? Because it is two-tired. I will be too tired to live my life without you. Happy Valentine’s Day my life. Let’s enjoy.
    • You always live in my heart and spread all over in my blood. I became a diabetic patient due to your over weight. Happy Valentine day, my fatty.
    • Love like this was carefully crafted in Valens’s den, never heard of it; maybe I’ll take you there today. Happy Valentine’s Day!
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    • Never forget how we looked like now, some day we will be old and wrinkly, but the best part about it is we will be old and wrinkly together. Happy Valentine’s my love!
    • Love is blind so true. How mad I am how can I fall in love with you. Never mind! Happy valentine.
    • Words are not enough to explain my love for you. May be my stupid face. Wishing you a wonderful valentine day.

    • Happy Valentine’s Day my dear love, I’m glad you could finally love me, now I can die in peace and I hope we die together ?. But let’s enjoy today first.
    • There are few things that I can’t wait to rip their clothes off when I get married, one is you and two is you. ? I love you so much darling. Happy Valentine’s Day.
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    • You are the sweet topping of my ice-cream. I wish this ice-cream never melts. Have a wonderful valentine day.
    • Could life journey be complete without you, will it mean anything without you, I guess it’ll mean something if someone more prettier comes to me.? but for now there’s none. Happy Valentine’s Day my love.
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    • Without you I’m just like a gentle cat mewing around, but with you in my life, I always transform to a tiger in a fanciful color, tearing every little animal. Happy Valentine’s Day my love.
    • I always try to put my best foot forward to resolve all the issues prevailing between us. But all go in vain. Because you are so silly and dumb. Happy valentine day, anyways.

    • I am your electric oven you have the power to control me. Wishing you a wonderful valentine day, my sweet and sour love.
    • Your farts are the best parts of you, because I know we will be together forever, except for the days we’ve had beans, then, I want to kick you out. Happy Valentine’s Day dear!
    • Roses are red and so are you, when you blush next to me I feel so good. Happy Valentine’s Day my sweetheart, you are the best part of any day!
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    • Do not confess until and unless you are getting married. Happy valentine day. A little point for the lovers.
    • You are an essential nutrient of my body. Without you I would suffer in osteoporosis. Happy valentine day, my love of life.
    • Today I want to know if you’ll end up marrying me. Let’s flip a coin, if it’s the head, then I’m yours, if it’s tail then you’re mine ? it’s a fair deal. Happy Valentine’s Day.

    • Happy valentine’s day my love and my everything, I want you to know that life is short, so let’s love each other forever, even if it’s difficult. Enjoy this day with me.
    • I’m so happy to be the love of your life, you’re the second creature to fall in complete love with me, the first were the mosquitos not even my mom. ?. Happy Valentine’s Day dear.
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    • Lilies are white and Brinjals are purple, with time my love for you is getting double. Have a fabulous valentine day.
    • I see your face in every cow. Please lose some pounds for me. Happy valentine day.
    • You are my favorite dish that I love to eat daily. Wishing you the most romantic day. Happy valentine day.
    • My whole world surrounds you. Even I forget the zoo, when I am with you. Wish you a very happy valentine day, sweetheart.


    • Happy Valentine’s Day the only beautiful woman I’ve had in my life, all the rest are extremely ugly woman in man skin ?. I’m glad you’re better than them all.
    • Today we’re far apart I hope you’ll enjoy your valentine’s day away from me. But not with another man or else.  You don’t want to know what I’ll do. ?. Happy Valentine’s Day my love.
    • Happy Valentine’s Day my love. Do not follow the masses who said you shouldn’t marry a man like me, they all want to marry me secretly, but I refused them. Stick with me my love.
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    • My dear and my friend, you are the woman I think of everyday and the reason, I really don’t know, but I guess it’s love. I love you forever. Happy Valentine’s Day.
    • My day is incomplete without you. I love you my candy. Happy valentine day.
    • I love you as I love to drink soft drinks. Happy Valentine day.

    • You are the blanket of my winter with whom I cannot sleep. Wishing you the love day.
    • If you break my heart, I will break your all bones. So never dare to cheat me. I love you a lot. I wish you the best valentine day.
    • For every 2 hours I spend away from you, I want to complement it with 5 hours. So we could talk through the night. Hehehehehehe. I hope it’s only talk though. Happy Valentine’s Day my love.
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    • In this world, there are about 4 billion women and 3 billion men. Among all of them, I chose to be with you, even though I’m ugly. You’re a lucky woman. ?. Happy Valentine’s Day.
    • Before I met you, I’m full of weight, but now I have shed lots of weight. You’re the best weight management therapy. ?. Now let’s go inside to lose more weight. Happy Valentine’s Day.
    • You are my true love, my love of life, to whom I am living and you are always in the radiance of my sight. Is that me? Not of course! My BMW! Now I am going to spend my valentine day with her.


    Funny Valentine’s Day Wordings

    • I love you more than my washroom slipper. Happy valentine day.
    • You are so cute same as my cat. Have a beautiful valentine day.
    • Happy Valentine’s Day my lovely girlfriend, I really want you to marry me, but they said marriage makes people fall out of love. Let’s not marry then, but I’m still yours. ? enjoy this day.
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    • Someday the best part of our day will be changing diapers together, but that won’t matter for I know our children will have your beautiful eyes. Happy Valentine’s my love!
    • I may run out of words to say, but I’d never run out of energy to always get you what you want. Only catch is, the offer is for today only. Happy Valentine’s Day love!
    • Special moments like these make me feel like I could hire a stalker just to take pictures of us. That’s how weird you make me feel. Happy Valentines!

    • Where have we come to? Underneath the procession of stars and the dazzling of the night. No baby, be positive. Electricity has gone and you’ve to enjoy dinner under the open sky. Happy Valentine day.
    • I am celebrating Independence Day as I am still single. Happy Valentine day, my dear friends.
    • Some days I feel like I could just kill you, but then who would I have to hold me the way you do? Always and forever the love of my life. Happy Valentine’s Day!
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    • They say love is a stupid feeling, then I guess I am a fool, a fool in love with the most beautiful woman in my eyes! Happy Valentine’s Day!
    • Don’t be so cool when you are with me, you look so fool. Happy valentine day.
    • Chocolates aren’t enough to fill your huge appetite, so I’ll buy you dinner instead; I hope you say yes to going out with me on valentine.

    Happy Valentine’s Day Funny Messages

    • Why does loving you have to be this toxic beautiful? I pray each day you look my way, and today, I’ll stand right in front of you so you don’t miss me my valentine.
    • Although I am afraid of height, I would climb the tallest mountain just to shout out my love for you, but then cry afterwards. Love you my valentine!
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    • Enjoy the love making day throughout the day and throughout the night. Happy Valentine day.
    • You are my candy crush that I love to play daily. Happy valentine day.
    • You are my wife, my commander in chief and sometimes my mother. You scare me but in the best way I could be scared. Happy Valentine’s Day my beautiful wife!
    • I know you’ll give that chocolate stained smile today, but I won’t have any chocolates for you love, I will only have a heart that’ll be true to you always. I love you my valentine.
    • May forever be the start of you and me holding hands today dear crush, for even though I’ll sweat a lot, I’d rather sweat on you. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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    • You are not only the bee that sucks my pollen; you are the flower that I lay my pollen in. Happy Valentine’s Day my love!
    • You are the biggest, most humongous person I know and that I only speak of your heart. Happy valentine’s dear, you’ll always be mine.
    • I love you so much. But what’s your name?? LOL. Happy valentine day, baby.
    • Happy days can’t really exist without the funny way you laugh at serious situations. You are my star and I love you. Happy valentines!
    • Your little arms make me feel like the strongest man in the world, that is why I will always protect you my valentine. I love you darling!
    • Hey, my sweety, just reduce your belly. Happy valentine day.
    • Thanks to some guy, we have this day to enjoy and make fun of each other, can’t wait to nibble on your ears and tell you how much I love you. Happy valentines!
    • I can never measure up to the postman, who will bring you love letters from your crushes, but I don’t have to because I am the postman, and I will bring you the love letters this valentine.
    • As an engineer, I would love to build you a staircase to my heart, it’s long and tedious, I hope you won’t give up on the long climb this valentine. I love you.
    • Our love is like a car with no brakes, it’s simply unstoppable. I will love you till the gas gives out. Have a fantastic valentine my love, you are loved!
    • You completely finish me with your endless demands and nags, like get the milk and groceries, I am just your husband and have met the most important demand of all; being your valentine forever.
    • You complete me, and that is not what most can do, I hope you enjoy the time as I will be watching you from a far for you don’t know me but I know you well. Happy valentine my crush.
    • Valentine is a day for a child with an arrow to go around shooting people, this is my apology for not taking you out, I don’t want to be a victim too. Have a hearty valentine regardless.
    • If you happen to fall, I’ll be there to laugh at you first and then help you up afterwards, but then again, I can’t help but keep falling in love with you. Hearty valentine!
    • All I need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt, especially today, on Valentine’s Day! Just giving you a hint of what I’d like. Love you!
    • Be my valentine and I promise you a chocolate fountain, an imaginary one anyway, I hope you enjoy this time and I apologize for my being broke. Have an awesome time.

    funny happy valentines day wishes

    Seeing other people celebrating the same day is common but what if you added a little twist to your valentine surprise for that special someone. Sending a funny.

    funny happy valentines day wishes
    Written by Maujin
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